Synopsis

A one-woman irreverent improvisational quick-change comedy starring that maven of fashion, Ms. Heather Tait.

Join Ms. Tait as she attempts to escape from her all-consuming closet, with often disastrous, always hilarious results. Each character is thrust from the demonic closet to come face to face with you, the audience.

You'll be a guest as the ever-tipsy Hostess welcomes you to her never-ending party, where...
  • Doreen the biker chick takes you for a joy ride with her revving libido
  • The Little Girl invites you to be her imaginary friend
  • Hildi, the mid-western matriarch hands out helpful hints on love, life and laundry
  • Charlotte, the decaying party girl, flirts indiscriminately with one and all
  • Sadie, Sadie, the Russian lady remembers exactly what you did when you were nine.
  • Candy Cotton the stripper turned country western star composes a ditty that will make you blush
  • Lucinda the consummate performance artiste creates dance as you've never seen it.
This wild and wacky romp will leave you laughing, crying and begging for more. Performer and closet included.